1-UP : Alright, Cool! Looks like my limbs are in tact. I get a little freaked out with all of this teleportation going on you know? Creative Flux : 1-UP, welcome to the Gamecube. Now you have been teleported here because of the bravery you've shown in combating the Imagidrains on the other planets. This is my first unit general, Xavier Woods. He was exiled from the castle for aiding me after my brother attempted to kill me... he will explain your mission further. Xavier Woods : We used with barter with other planets for energy consumption... But after the coup happened we took over several planets in this quadrant and have been exploiting their resources for our own. If nothing is done... the planets will implode. You must be careful though. Troops on established planets are much more advanced than the scouting troops you encountered on your last journey. There is also rumored to be a bounty hunter who crash landed on this planet who has been fighting on their own for years. If you can find them and convince them you are not foes I believe they will be a very valuable asset. Good luck... I have heard of your power... but be careful. 1-UP : Heh don't even worry we got this man I'm 1-UP! Creative Flux: Now what you are looking for is condensed planet energy. When you find it... you will know. They are housed in different factories which are scattered throughout the stages on the planet. By defeating the troops defending them, and removing these star sprites... the planet will revert back to its original shape, and the Imagidrains will have control no longer... Good luck. *Warp*

1-UP : Alright Ready? W!SE : Yeah 1-UP : Alright I remember the first stage last time but this is wayyy different W!SE : I whistle to calm my nerves 1-UP : I think these enemies are way more advanced W!SE : Naw naw man, I do specialize in this kind of work 1-UP : Hey Duck Duck Duck! W!SE : Well 1-UP : I think I see a group of imagidrains! W!SE : You just didn't say that we'd be dealing with these kind of monsters 1-UP: Got my crew together, it’s a... Mario party, Double Dashing through this stage, we got these karts see? Already did it once before, this world will be cake, Imagidrains going down, no matter what it takes Them dudes think they tough? I’m guessing hardly though, I shred them into pieces even sideways, Paper Mario Duckin and dodging, zap 'em like a taser yo, zipping through this world yelling go Speed Racer go (Go Speed Racer gooooo!) When it comes to the fighting, I let no battle by, I take flight like Robo Tech, and then I make this battle cry I’ll find the bounty hunter, caz you’ll never ever beat her, and I heard she made you see stars, she's Rogue Leader You dudes been beat once, tell me who’s next, fastest on every track like an F-zero-X (FOX!) Call me quick Jango, run up in the whip see, Imagination levels high, I'm full of wits see YOU WILL NEVER BEAT THE IMAGIDRAIN ARMY! Call for reinforcements!! It's that group they reported on the other planets!!! 1-UP : Haha I think we get this.. let's do it Hook: 1-UP he’s here to save your world, NES 2... here watch this story unfurl Imagidrains? I’ll have to make their boss sing, The fury of beasts Animal Crossing They be like whoa, see the Caliber of my Soul, and it’s shining with no power ups this sword ain’t even whole Your powers, they've never been faker, we’re the ones who make the waves, caz we the Wind Wakers Richie Branson: Pay attention to the beautiful flow, I got the ladies trynna kick it like it's Viewtiful Joe And we the illest group of rhyme spitters you know, we spittin bars like a Time Splitter shoot em and go! I'm killing tracks like OJ Simpson, Fans got my back we mobbing like Pikmin Pedal to the metal I'm starting the engine, in that Mario Kart no Ferraris or Benzes I'm burning money like cash in the oven, You don't wanna see me in that Super Smash Brothers (Noooo Contest) I stack advances while these other rappers tracks are rancid, they suck harder than the weapon on Luigi's Mansion Richie Branson dancin on this track like it's Zumba, I'm on the attack like Mario trynna flatten Goombas I'm back in action gaining traction disregard the rumors, I'm flyer than X-Wings and Rogue Squadron shooters Look... I've been gaming since the 80s, It's going down like a toe hook on an AT AT I'm an Animal you shouldn't Cross so don't enrage me caz I'll snap faster than an F-Zero pilot racing Press B: When I rock a cube, I try to keep it small and purple, Favorite kinda shell is blue and spikey from a turtle If I was 1-UP, I would be hoppin' over hurdles, But I'm Pressin' B to Jump, c-stick is rollin' in a circle Darkness is eternal, sanity's dying with a gurgle, This murder's verbal rapid-fire rhymes are hydrothermal 'Cause I'm mostly water, lock up your daughters in nuns quarters, Or I'll be piercin' em like Psymon Stark all up in their drawers yo! Can I help it if you're outta sync like Donkey Konga? Are you banging on those drums high on marijuana? And while you're struggling I'm reachin' my nirvana, Got more dudes cooking on me than Lady Belladonna I'm blasting off in the dolphin thanks for all the fish, I descend upon the world I'll be their hominid I'm an alien on Earth from the stars I come in peace, Olimar ain't got nothing on me Pikmin Please Hook: 1-UP he’s here to save your world, NES 2... here watch this story unfurl Imagidrains? I’ll have to make their boss sing, The fury of beasts Animal Crossing They be like whoa, see the Caliber of my Soul, and it’s shining with no power ups this sword ain’t even whole Your powers, they've never been faker, we’re the ones who make the waves, caz we the Wind Wakers Hook B: Head over heels we go, 'scuse me sir, can you chill with the photos tell us where we can find Proffessor Oak (nope) Oh snap, Zapdos, we rowin the boat but the difference in speed to me is practically ZERO Dude, is that a Volcano, mannn, I told you we should go through Kanto but now we're LOST like Mr. Eko Why we goin through a Tunnel, that light at the end, bro... looks to me like highly unstable energy (whoa!!!!!) W!SE: I was told you needed my archeological expertise but these beasts are not what I signed up for But I ain't interested in dying as a trope so lemme take on for the team, here we go now Straight ahead, one in the trees (safari ball), a bourgeousie trying to hide in the leaves (luxury ball)/ Silph Scope, third eye, do you see (Lavender Tone),Binaural Beats, Soul Silver please (dream ball) 12 o'clock, Imagidrain Gunner (say click),To the Left, did I F*ckin Stutter (now take a pic) These bosses flauntin and talkin thinkin we dodos but I'll capture them all, no evolving slaughter em all like #YOLO

Hook: I’m a beast so I give about zero f’s, I’ll kill em all off so tell me homie who’s next You? You know you soft like Mallow, have you fleeing like your name was Black Shadow So lyrical our songs they be so pretty even when the beat drops out Mute City 1-UP I think I made my point, when it comes to any track I will break your joints 1-UP: I’m the fastest on the track you can call me Speed Racer, you always in my dust so I call you speed chaser A slayer with the booster an assassin with the turbo, if you wanna take it to the track, you will get murked bro A birds eye view like a Falcon Captain of the game, A beast never tame) - you’ll have night terrors when you do the walk of shame My racer’s so perfect other drivers call her too fine, From the start of the race I’m out of sight like drinking moonshine All gas, Breaking’s Bad so you better call Saul, knock you out so cold you’d think I rocked a grill from Paul Wall (what it do baby) And I don’t mean to be bragging and boasting, you’ll be swimming with fishes while my crew is straight coasting! Hold up... take it back rewind, like a VHS, because we must define Who’s the top dog player that’ll rule this place, you wanna run it back then fool let’s race Hook Eye.Q: Awwwwwww F Zero and no not dude from borderlands, a straight racer I leave you with like zero fans I’m Plazma powered we race around in hover cars, Blue falcon I hit with bars inside this brawl Dont chase me I leave you with a climax, and years later surprise you with appearances from number 7 to 111 it equals 7, the simulations in 3 dimensions in modes of 7 The revolution it brought to gaming can’t be negated, can’t handle shots that I’m given because it leaves you faded the occupation in animation simply amazing, ghost ridding this track because it leaves you blazing straight lapping these dudes cause they aint come to race, take your crew to the pit have a nice day f these zeros nintendo show em how to race, bring it back for the fans because we wanna play TYT: You will learn in turn my tires burn in your face, sure I will race and burst into first place You disturbed at the chase the next turn I will take, at the curve you will brake and I will swerve in your lane My nerves is octane and this jerk hates my name, he's a jerk and I'm a nerd and I will serve him his change You're a turd in the drain with a worm in your brain, observe T.Y.T's words as I'm chirping this lame You curse at the rain while you third in the game, go to church if you hurt so you can nurse in your pain We deserve gas to raise but you search for low rates, there's a first time for change but you will circle the same Your face purple with rage while I surf the freeway, I'm smurfin your surface work my nerf like an AK I stir your kook-aid so call me sir in 8 states, grab your girl's purse and shirt caz I ace any race!

Force Of Will: Wowwww, this place is… amazing. Ohm-I : Yeah this is where I’m from! All these dudes are my buddies 1-UP : Look at all of these little dudes running around hahah that’s awesome!! 1-UP: Well.. sometimes we need a break from the story, breaking all these necks gets a little too gory So now we chilling like some villains, don’t drill em like they Krillin willing to survive and stack up all the shrillings… how thrilling But the path to fight... is also one that we’ve picked man, and we always show our true colors... like a Pikmin Your atmosphere is poison... Bel Biv Devoe, Yeah we’re looking for a star sprite... how’d you know? Ohm-I you got a rainbow blue yellow red, but your buddies looking brainwashed so be careful where you tread Because I see between the lines like an infrared, imagidrains in they head leaving thoughts unsaid I promise I ain’t lying, heh like a leo, call it intuition a male miss Cleo I ain’t got a problem, with the colored figures, You can be on our team, this ain’t the clippers Ohm-I: I only have 30 days to figure out my plans Can your Star Sprite survive in oxygen? Cause I can't I got the blue Pikmin checkin' the water I oughta have 100 of these dudes all checkin' real harder We tryna get these ship parts back to my place So I can get back to Hocotate but if ya'll say Ya'll been searching all day with full forces deployed I'mma help out. I can't have this world destroyed There's one thing though. We gotta hide before the sun sets If we leave the Pikmin out at night, they'll be none left This is serious business. This ain't a fun fest These predators come out at night with major unrest Check the yellow Pikmin. Bring 'em to an all-stop Probably thought your Star Sprite was a bomb rock And if we find it, we can hide it on my S.S. Dolphin Then we'll blast off like we eat Tex-Mex often Hook: Another star sprite... Let’s go Captain in the party and he’s running this show You got em doing flips, fixing ships You got a plan yeah? I hope it sticks 1-UP: I mean I'm not trying to hate on your friends. I'm just saying I get a weird vibe from what's going on here... this look in their eyes. Ohm-I: Just trust me on this… I KNOW these guys. They’re my friends we have nothing to worry about 1UP - Ok… I’m just saying… be careful… alright? Aite? Hook Evil Pikmin: Follow us, we will take you to the hidden area. 1-UP: Ummmmm I don't know about all that Evil Pikmin: Do you want the Star Sprite or not? 1-UP: I guess if it were easy everyone would be doing it... lets go.. Evil Pikmin: Heh heh heh 1-UP: What the heck? Force of Will: 3-2-1-Blastoff! We on a journey through the cosmos Me, Ohm-!, and 1-Up are cacophonous In cyberspace, no one can hear you scream But you're hearing us just fine now, Know what I mean? Someday, you'll spell our names in the constellations Not if we don't stop the drain on the imagination Creation is it's own reward And don't forget which is stronger, the pen or the sword Classic, power in numbers like Jurassic I get by with some help from my friends, fantastic Rap game Captain Planet: our powers combined create powerful rhymes to empower your mind Cuz it's our time, we amaze like a labyrinth Haters don't matter cuz we're 4th-wall-shatterin Bet you'll never look at us the same way again Just hold on tight, and brace yourself for warp ten Ohm-I : HELP!!! 1-UP : I knew something was up with those things. Ohm-I : It’s too late go on without me!! Force Of Will : We’re not just gonna leave him behind are we? 1-UP : We have to figure something out because unless you can drill underground, we’re not getting him… But looking at this guide it seems as if there is a weaponry near by… if we can find something to use to save him it’ll be there

1-UP : Dang these guys are way more advanced than last time... we gotta stack up some new weapons and go! 1-UP: Save friends my profession, gotta build up a collection, and get a few more items to save my homeboy we on a quest and We the good guys, but they keep on testing, steal my friends again, now you know I ain’t gone be resting Get a little bit of power arms, when I flipping down the switch means my powers on, burning flowers on, you like cowards ahhh, but I think your times up now… hours gone! Cross me and get X’ed, boy I’ll send you to the blood bank, spit so many fluid rhymes you think I had an sub tank I’ve geared up and I told em man, Olimar shouldn’t hold em man, now I’m strapped with another power shot... boom! ...proto man Dropping dudes like bass, but we bringing up the levels, A lot of bark and a extremely nasty bite, Treble And we never stop, strength we will always muster, dealing out shots with no end all day, buster Mega Ran go ahead, stack em up with ease man, Better knock these dudes out cold, freeze man Hook X 2: Imagidrains, you will get your heads bashed man, So fast you won’t even know it - flash man We Gearing up - It’s almost time to clash man, Wait Cut All that crazy stuff out, slash man! Mega Ran: I keep a collection no need for you testing, my people are flexing, my specialty is teaching em lessons Like if Woodman was in 6 i leave em and X em, I reach 'em and stretch em, no question, so peep all my weapons I got a hornet chaser, hyper bomb, hard knuckle, triple blade, pharaoh wave, solar blaze, Leave ya soul a blaze, rollin like a motorcade, you gone know today, go and play, no... go away Forever great, cause legends they never fade, me and 1-up make it look easy like spammin metal blades Got em running like sand in the hour glass, Ran’s so bad, beat Megaman 3 with a power pad You want your city on my Mega Ran tour? Well don’t forget I charge now like Mega Man 4 I’m the bright man, without a hype man, strike at Knight Man when you see me comin, you know..dive man. Hook x 2 SkyBlew: Got a little bit of Jazzmatazz, but spazz when I spit those real lines these worms tryna catch up to the bass Hear that bass? These metaphors be all up in your face, battle me gone take some guts man stop gassin' pump your brakes... Ok look  Coolest nerd you ever heard, the Ice Man, your disses ain't counting i'm coming to cut the price man I'm nice man, gentleman, Dr. operating spreading light, but when I write man, it ain't a prototype man, I finish fights alright?? My crew rolling on constellations, can't rush the greatness Thank you for your patience, the world's in my palm man got fans over the globe telling me I'm the bomb man So understand... You can't win when i'm the one that they elect man, don't gotta cover my lines in hair keep your headband  Red man, I got the method you can follow me, biting on my steeze best believe they'll never swallow me, Gone take some time man but i'm fully prepared, I'm 2 rappers put together call me emcee squared yea Outro: Dr Light : Very good job fellows! 1-UP: Is that Dr Light? Dr Light : Yes, yes it is me. I will bestow you with the parts you need to reclaim your friend 1-UP: BAAZZINNGGG!!!!! (Weapons warp down) TAKE THAT IMAGIDRAINS... little punks >.> Imagidrains : RUN! LEAVE OLIMAR BEHIND! THEY'RE TOO STRONG! 1-UP: Hey looks like he's passed out but he's alive... good job guys. Let's take him back to the base and we will have to continue onto the next stage.

Announcer : Welcome to Delfino Plaza! Tourist hotspot of the Imagidrain Gamecube kingdom! 1-UP : Ugh, just hearing that makes me sick. Aye... that radar we got is reacting. Shubzilla : Kind of like a Dragon Radar? Lex Lingo : Uhhhhhhh what's a Dragon Radar? 1-UP : I think there is a star sprite near by! Shubzilla : Mmmmmm never mind let's just go. Lex Lingo : Shine Sprites on my mind trynna save the game, S on my chest but it won't get drained Lately I've been on a hot streak... El Nino, Chill with F.L.U.D.D and I sweep Delfino Aye, I know we got a plan, but I'm just trynna roll me some piranha plants And, I hope you understand, because the sunshine is just so grand Today, I'm just trynna stay for a fort night, hit the warp pipe get our course right I know if we fail then it's lights out, but I don't think the world's gonna end right now Hit Corona mountain heard the hot tub's huge, I need a snooze, I been putting in dues dude Ride like Yoshi, spit like Uzis, hold up I just found a sprite in this Jacuzzi Hook (x2) : Run up in the spot, let’s get it 1-UP, and Star Sprites, just the beginning Bringing heavy hitters, with a few pounds #winning Keep the world fresh like a pair of new linens 1-UP : I’m not a martian, being real we ain’t the same dude, I’m on a mission to save this world we call the Gamecube Yeah this stage, it is seeming alright, but we gotta be careful while we seekin them sprites Yeah we in these worlds like monster hunter - beast mode, stages ahead of you all fools, without a cheat code Spray a little water, but don’t be shocked, we trynna clean up the graffiti that they put on the block F.L.U.D.D through the gates, and then I start bashing, clashing, water pump blasting, seat belt fastened For this crazy ride everlasting, Delfino strip cash in, save the world now... applaud our team and start clapping, but our eyes on the prize so we got no distractions, So fast to save the world you can’t see me, just a vandalizing dopple ganger you can’t be me Bridge : Get my sunshine on, Get my sunshine on Caz I'm just trynna get my sunshine on, Caz I'm just trynna get my sunshine on Shubzilla : Star Light, Star Bright first sprite I see tonight Bout to be mine and I got the time so let's just get it right Stuck in the word turned upside down and I ain't got no Wifi Doin my own work but get in yeah I'll buy some shy guy Mind turned I don't hide time for me to smash Shake the stage I'll make em moan the sprites be ours to snatch Duck dive jump and throw let's get this shit on lock Time to do some damage as more minutes hit the clock (tick tock tick tock) Ultimate code we dominate the gang, Keep fighting don't stop, these baddies all the same So let me clean house, clear the way to our goal (GOAL!!) Better grab it fast caz Shubzilla's on a roll (ROLL!) Blunted, Stunted but I'll puff puff pass, Better get them sprites caz they flying hella fast Catch em now, mash them through grab em before they're gone, do it on the double caz this level's almost won. The party travels by train to the next stage which is the Delfino Plaza... the tourist hot spot on the Imagidrain controlled planet where the rides consist of slowly moving escalators and lazy rivers. As the venture through they find a star sprite. Lex attempts to retrieve it but gets hit by the toxic sludge which is what the Imagidrains use to drain imaginations from those with copious amounts of creativity and slowly starts turning into an Imagidrain. Can the party find a way to reverse the effects of the spell? LYRICS: W!SE : Yo, this is your conductor W!SE the all.E, the lovely Robo, speaking Grab a seat Ladies and Gentlemen (now everybody be singin) Hop up on the train, let's get it, Step on the track, it's just the beginning Sludge ain't a problem 'cause we always be winning, Cleanin up da beach, now errybody be singin Announcer : Welcome to Delfino Plaza! Tourist hotspot of the Imagidrain Gamecube kingdom! 1-UP : Ugh, just hearing that makes me sick. Aye... that radar we got is reacting. Shubzilla : Kind of like a Dragon Radar? Lex Lingo : Uhhhhhhh what's a Dragon Radar? 1-UP : I think there is a star sprite near by! Shubzilla : Mmmmmm never mind let's just go. Lex Lingo : Shine Sprites on my mind trynna save the game, S on my chest but it won't get drained Lately I've been on a hot streak... El Nino, Chill with F.L.U.D.D and I sweep Delfino Aye, I know we got a plan, but I'm just trynna roll me some piranha plants And, I hope you understand, because the sunshine is just so grand Today, I'm just trynna stay for a fort night, hit the warp pipe get our course right I know if we fail then it's lights out, but I don't think the world's gonna end right now Hit Corona mountain heard the hot tub's huge, I need a snooze, I been putting in dues dude Ride like Yoshi, spit like Uzis, hold up I just found a sprite in this Jacuzzi Hook (x2) : Run up in the spot, let’s get it 1-UP, and Star Sprites, just the beginning Bringing heavy hitters, with a few pounds #winning Keep the world fresh like a pair of new linens 1-UP : I’m not a martian, being real we ain’t the same dude, I’m on a mission to save this world we call the Gamecube Yeah this stage, it is seeming alright, but we gotta be careful while we seekin them sprites Yeah we in these worlds like monster hunter - beast mode, stages ahead of you all fools, without a cheat code Spray a little water, but don’t be shocked, we trynna clean up the graffiti that they put on the block F.L.U.D.D through the gates, and then I start bashing, clashing, water pump blasting, seat belt fastened For this crazy ride everlasting, Delfino strip cash in, save the world now... applaud our team and start clapping, but our eyes on the prize so we got no distractions, So fast to save the world you can’t see me, just a vandalizing dopple ganger you can’t be me Bridge : When the track feels a little rickety, get my sunshine on Somebody done stole your seat, get my sunshine on Just remember this, cause I'm just trying to get my sunshine on If ya feel me say, cause I'm just trying to get my sunshine on Shubzilla : Star Light, Star Bright first sprite I see tonight Bout to be mine and I got the time so let's just get it right Stuck in the word turned upside down and I ain't got no Wifi Doin my own work but get in yeah I'll buy some shy guy Mind turned I don't hide time for me to smash Shake the stage I'll make em moan the sprites be ours to snatch Duck dive jump and throw let's get this shit on lock Time to do some damage as more minutes hit the clock (tick tock tick tock) Ultimate code we dominate the gang, Keep fighting don't stop, these baddies all the same So let me clean house, clear the way to our goal (GOAL!!) Better grab it fast caz Shubzilla's on a roll (ROLL!) Blunted, Stunted but I'll puff puff pass, Better get them sprites caz they flying hella fast Catch em now, mash them through grab em before they're gone, do it on the double caz this level's almost won. SkyBlew: uh...It's the coolest nerd you ever heard Dreams in the backpack over flood the preferred every word liquefies the spies they minimize make the princess fantasize of me in her thighs.. We strategize....cuz' it's levels to this life wanna shine, keep a can of Sprite & couple stars in my grasp, while the time moves fast they was booing my rap style but that was in the past. Till Blew coined the phrase of painting the sky it's spiritual we live it up, like we ain't gonna die who am I? Mario. No pun intended ... but they call me SkyBlew only 1 invented.. I meant it like a second in wrecking the ground I pound on im down home & I keep a cap where the crowns on im chillin...These Bowsers wanting me dead but the homie 1-UP got my back we too far ahead.. Yea Hook (x2) Lex Lingo : Ayo I got the sprite!!! 1-UP : No No No! WATCH OUT LEX IT'S A TRAP!!! Lex Lingo : Oh s***! Aye (mumbles) 1-UP : You Alright Dude? Lex Ling : (mumbles) I'm not feeling so hot! Immagggiiidraiinnnn 1-UP : Oh my gosh... he's turning into an Imagidrain Shubzilla : Damn what do we do from here? 1-UP : Ughhhh think think! We have to figure out some way to reverse the effects of the spell... Hook (x2) Lex Lingo : Ayo I got the sprite!!! 1-UP : No No No! WATCH OUT LEX IT'S A TRAP!!! Lex Lingo : Oh s***! Aye (mumbles) 1-UP : You Alright Dude? Lex Ling : (mumbles) I'm not feeling so hot! Immagggiiidraiinnnn 1-UP : Oh my gosh... he's turning into an Imagidrain Shubzilla : Damn what do we do from here? 1-UP : Ughhhh think think! We have to figure out some way to reverse the effects of the spell...

Intro: 1-UP: Ok - it looks like there is an item here that can turn back time. We can free Lex from the sludge that has him all funky Wait is that MC JB? MC JB: Yes hello, this is my home planet. I was the prince before the imagidrains ran over my land. 1-UP - Can you help out Lex? He was with us on our last quest MC JB: Yes I remember now, It looks as if he doesn’t have much time before the toxic sludge takes over his mind. But existing on this world are the sands of time. Due to the imagidrains pumping out our resources, the don’t exist in abundance as they used to, but if we venture to an unexplored area I believe we can find the dagger and use it to free him. 1-UP : Then let’s goooo! MC JB: Welcome everybody to the wild wild east, where the suns heat beats on these desert streets. While these wild thieves feast on the poor and the meek, our planet bleeds grief as imagidrains feed An 8 bit Aladdin faded imagination, drained by imagidrain masters Became the slaves there's saviour at hand, man we need to be saved seek a dagger in theses sands Test your limit on this missions less than 60 minutes, hidden pressure plate active secret stair cases Palisades placed in pits under floors shake, escape palace gate, fall, walljump like a remake Take the sword in the stone, I took my sword from the bones overthrown desert throne, my home Smooth like motion capture like a movie I move slow, shift time like I'm Donnie Darko MC JB: It looks like there is a drop down… we have to go? 1-UP: I’m kind of claustrophobic dude. MC JB: Look… do you want to save Lex or not? 1-UP: I really… just… ughhh fine. Tekforce : You mean to tell me… after all of the stuff you did on them other planets you’re afraid to go down a chute? 1-UP: Long story short? Yes. Yes I am. 1-UP: We gotta do it, no time, hour glass, don’t try and Keith Sweat us, caz we have no time to make it last Save my homie going acrobatic, let em have it, not quite a disco but I’ll have to make them panic Take it back to basics, build him up - ground floor, so crazy that going off the walls! Parkour Smash imagidrains, these dudes will get owned, get the sands of time and take it back just like a student loan And at the end I’ll get the confirmation, that we made him, forget this fixation on mind control recalibration The evil king and remember altercations, that he placed over our worlds, with attempted delegations There’s no stopping us but you wish that you could hang in the game, stealing the fame, sealing the minds and taking the people under your control is ridiculous mane And even under ambush, we’ll bring a lot of fight, Mr Lingo are you cured because we really need your might *Fighting noises* 1-UP : No seriously… like there are 50 dudes in here, Lex… WE COULD REALLY USE YOUR HELP! Lex: Ughhhhhh 1-UP : No good man we just gotta fight until the sands take effect Tekforce: Lex: Ughhh… what’s going on? Where are we and why are there like 70 dudes here? *Sword effects* 1-UP: There are 25 left.. there WERE LIKE 50 WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING, you obviously can’t count yet… forget counting though… are you good to fight? Lex: Alright Gimme the spear bud. Lex Lingo: Outro: 1-UP: Heck yeah… that’s what I’m talking about. Lex you should have seen yourself though you were like “KING IMAGIDRAIN I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIESSSS ARGHHH” Lex: Mannn Shut Up.

1-UP: Hey look I think that's the bounty hunter! Sammus: I am Sammus! Identify yourself! (Points gun) 1-UP: Whoa whoa whoa! Hold on Hold on! We're the good guys, we were sent by King Imagidrain's brother... he said you were super strong... we're trying to save the Gamecube.. just.. put the gun down please! Sammus: Look I’m just battling these dudes so they don’t wreck my ship anymore… not interested 1-UP: Well we might as well join forces momentarily, because if you look around these guys aren't killing themselves. Now we going in no need to defend, we getting revenge… these enemies be meeting their end hah! Tell me something, you think these dudes be bluffing, it seems to me they got a zero suit... Nothing My team we burn like flo jo, so fast it’s on, I put the Chozo through the fire ain’t make it, well they ain’t Chaka Khan Uppercut em to the sky they soooo high struck blunt, ain’t from Milwauke, but watch me get buck chumps Set to infect ya spread like a virus hit you so hard you’ll c:/dos(see dos) and a backslash’ll make you run off like all them pirates Take one wrong step and then you’ll hear a boom! That’s all it takes to make Sammus bust out and laser blast entire rooms Scopping the enemies no need for frenemis and we be sporting the thermal scanners, and stuntin this gear is a habbit, know what I mean?Shout out to David Banner This may hurt some you dudes you are the worst son, you couldn’t be us even playing in first person!! Sammus: I crash landed here 1-UP: So you have transportation? Sammus: My ship is possibly repairable 1-UP: Ok soooo what are you doing? Why don't you repair it and take off? Sammus: I just have had a hard time finding parts because I spend so much time having to fight 1-UP: Well why don't we work some sort of deal out? You help us beat this guys and we help you find some parts? Sammus: I’m the baddest, the raddest cat that has inhabited galaxies, these raggedy brats telling fallacies, they mad at me cuz I just laugh when I empty my magazines Other cats rock a wrist watch, but ya girl rock a wrist glock, you should run take a quick walk, let's go baby tick tock, times up NOW I CAN’T STOP AHH My arm is a gun like I’m Megaman... I’m better than... any one person who wanna play dumb cuz, I’m just havin fun I don’t give a damn, yet I win again Kickin tail, takin' names, giving hell, Major Payne, make it rain with bodies when I body all Imagidrains! I got my vaseline, earrings off It’s bout to be a massacre, I know I got no limits like I’m Master P See ya’ll later, you haters is Darth Vader I’m Luke, a life saver, my arm's my light saber I get that "Maru Mari", I ain’t playin’ no Atari, bad guys getting worried they committin’ Hara Kari Don’t bug me like you Beetlejuice, I’ll whoop you in my zero suit I put in work for little girls, Cuz women need a hero too 1-UP: Aye Sammus yo we need you on our side (why) We aint the bad guys plus your gear is really fly One extra reason you can help us save the universe But trusting in our mission, yeah you have to do it first (Repeat) Shammers: W!SE: Space supposedly is the place to change ya pace, before the Dandy pirates BeBoppin all up within your face to rearrange, Invadin these plains like the rain in Spain inquisitioning like our mission ain't nothing but a chicken wang, familiar faces ain't around but exotic racers are bound to scream and shout, "ain't no bounty hunters aloud" no man plans to crash land on uncharted planets just to, freely drain resources like an alien ghost town sure enough the sheriff up in the block, sammus be poppin off with that glock I'mma Crazy Robo no remorse, so call me "GIR," target locked, bringing out that Spiral Energy shout ricochet off conveniently placed rocks, Gantz plot twist shock who really is the final boss (fight) almost outta jet fuel in a parsec we'll be starving, heavily guarded and taunted by predators like this is a game I guess I'll pull a 1-UP suit up, and push my chin up, Creatively think of a way to put my Mind into the Frame When Imagidrains proclaim that they own the stage, we show em up with a smile, tell em it's about to go down goin up, up and away, but I'm just sayin, we've been training for a while so we got the right to be proud, zero gravity is the name, but I ain't ashamed to make a dash on the ground, like I was Fox the McCloud, we're infinity and beyond yo level, brah we slap yo last ass into captivity, then like Flamenco we just bounce (Viva Torture) Sammus : k… I will help you guys on your journey but only until the end of this mission. I mean I am a bounty hunter… I have to finish my own mission 1-UP : no that’s great! We really appreciate your help… this is just the trump card we needed

Imagidrain King : Here lies Kadesh Joe… We found him sealed in an ice lock magic spell after fighting our assault. Presumably to preserve himself and fight again another day. Though I quickly shattered that dream and turned him into one of my guardians. The immeasurable power he posses augmented with Imagidrain magic is unbeatable!!! 1-UP: Guys step back I got this We the best bro, we ain’t lame dude, Mind taken over? A damn shame dude Imagidrain trash your mouth be tooting, Meet your face with a burnin shoryuken (Richie Emulation)Yeah, I wish they knew, that if they snatch the planets I turn to captain blue Your skills up to me, is a hell of a no go, my skills are Viewtiful and that’s a henshina go go (yeah) (Josh Krow Emulation)Too strong snap you like loose thongs, kinda perverted? Guess you call me oolong What I got here? Emulation station, carb-on copy of skills that leave you wasted (PTP Emulation)Taking over planets, you bunch of bandits, victory we planned it, since we landed been candid bout the advantage we've taken but never been handed Hook: Say it like…. hit em like (repeat) Kadesh : What? Oh Word? Muhahahhahahha Ain't nobody got time for that!! Huh, I don't need a hero I'm a storming fiend (ugh) try me and they'll find you like Norma Jean Cuz it will look like nobody touched ya, the way I roughed ya, sorry butcha gotta die like John Tucker, I'm not sayin "henshin" anymore but I still bust ya I don't need hadokens but I cut em and I juke em you can verbally rebuke me but I come in with the skill, see me coming and you betta run cuz grabbin guns'll get you done you have no choice I'm not Morpheus with the pills You found me frozen cuz I chills, got no worries with flurries I like deterring these jerks who think they can murk me opposite of what's occurring, I don't have to react in fact I blast the foes who attack like a gat that is in the trap I'm meticulous like Mecha Six Majin, No Buus tho, my only love is head knocking, Naruto couldn't give you a better throbbin, ever seen the meme of Batman slappin Robin? Haters best me as much as people watch Noggin, Hope that you hold has a hole that I'll shoot thru your chest, I heard him call me Kadesh Joe but you know, I could go with you crowning me Viewtiful Desh See your eyes and you're looking kinda frantic, feeling like Iago, I hate to be dramatic But I think I'm bout to fly the coup, come directly at you, keep talkin about my mind, need to can it I feel just fine, nobodies ever stepped up inside of my mind, you see how I murk all my opponents, don't try, you'll be like a chicken in Churches you'll get fried Muhahahahaha 1-UP: Heh Kadesh: Come get it then 1-UP: Alright, I mean I see you got some skills! You should know by now though in every video game the bad guy ALWAYS loses... like ALWAYS! 1-UP: I can see that we have an effect, this brainwash spell it is really a mess Slow down power up and keep you abreast, we’ll free you from the dark side to join us Kadesh Kadesh: It’s starting to come back…. but it feels a little fuzzy Get away dummies…. you we will never be buddies 1-UP: One thing that you should always know bout me is that I never stop fighting for the world with or without any bounty And if you wanna take it to the streets I think that’s wise son, I’ll tip my hat to your efforts psycho smash you like I’m Bison Keep assault flowing like kryptonite get you faded, drunk up off my words like your vision cell shaded Just Sayin, like J.S Bach see? Time to kick this… emulation way in Mach Speed (1-UP Kadesh emulation) You said you gonna duke em I can juke em then I knuke em, and I'm killing off your demons like a raging B Fly in every seat, call me a pilot winggg, and If you try to prune me man you will be beattt You may be Majin buu, but you will still be saying boo, when I spill all of your blood - red wine, U2 You never had a clue? still bored? Time to kill the evil oh my gawwrrdd 1-UP: Before we stepped up, I stopped and said, they brought this dude back just like walking dead Got up in his head, In the brain like metroid, take em out no ball game yeah you bet boy 1-UP and his crew is what the game needs, I’ll pound you till I’m trending see me all up in your twitter feed A few years back yeah your mind was drained, Like a pokemon battle now your spell’s been tamed Outro: Kadesh: Thanks guys so much. I tried to defend my planet when the imagidrains assaulted many years ago. I sealed myself in an ice lock spell but I was obviously brainwashed externally and forced to release the spell once they took over my mind. 1-UP : That's what we're here to do. I’ll leave it up to you… we are heading to the dreamcast world after this to assault their home base. Kadesh : Yeah I’ve heard that’s a trippy realm… I mean if you guys are cool with having me in the party I would love nothing more than to pay those dudes back. 1-UP : Hey.. anyone who hates the imagidrains like that is good by me, let’s go. Announcer: And 1-UP and party saved Kadesh Joe from the Imagidrains, also saving the GameCube. As they embark on their new journey to the Dreamcast what new foes await them? Find out next week on Dragon Ball Z I mean NES.