Konami Code
Doug: Dude Emmanuel, I don’t know what to do about my dog.
Emmanuel: What do you mean?
Doug: She won’t get use the bathroom outside and nothing I do seems to fix it
Emmanuel: Konami Code.
Doug: What? Emmanuel: the Konami Code! You know… up up down down left r…
Doug: I mean I know the Konami Code. But what does that have to do with real life?
Emmanuel: … You seriously don’t know? Will: Knowwww whatt
Emmanuel: If you play the Konami Code it fixes everything
Doug: So if my girl is acting crazy..
Emmanuel: Konami Code.
Doug: If I get in a car wr…
Emmanuel: Konami Code.
Doug: If I’m out of…
Emmanuel: Konami Code. Here I’ll show you, let me grab my Piano. Your foot is still fracture right?
Doug: What the deuce. It doesn’t hurt anymore.
Emmanuel: See!? The Konami Code maynnne!!!!

1-UP:

So let me explain to you a little secret I learned

I met this girl she was actin all wild, I was all smiles, asked for the number and she was all riled
Was extra out of line so I freestyled, compiled a small string of moves so my case she would refile
A trick I picked up at a much much younger age, the same slick move I'd use if I was in the hunger games
Konami Code, yes you heard it right playa playa, made this thing speed up now we playing team slayer
In my mind this situations infinity entendre, that sequence should only work when you're sitting playing Contra
Now when you're given great power, it's always great to use it, with power comes responsibility so don't abuse it
This ain't a movie so I guess I'll go and try it out, Konami code when I went to try and buy a house
All these things, man you know I'm bout to make em mine, (5) so sly, more lives than turtles in time


Hook:

Was a he-man, and now I am a master of the universe, a master when I'm using verse, the code undid a witches curse
Your puppy died? Go head and use Konami Code, a bunch lives… now you're in the Kami Mode
Your girl cheated? I know man, it really bites, Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right
Signal mayday she's still acting actin crazay, it didn't work? oh wait… CLICK the B A

"Oh she disappeared? Yeah, it must have sent her back to her home on WHORE ISLAND"

I wonder what else we can use this on?

Now we're in another story so I steady stay talking, I'll tell you bout another situation I was jay walking
200 dollars? I said no thank you, crank through this sequence and my money I will bank you
Hopped forward two times and hopped back twice again, two left to right the cop pulled out his writing pen
30 seconds back he was writing me me a ticket, 30 seconds after there was nothing… BLICKET!
I don't even do the dishes anymore, Konami code handles each and every single chore
About this 8 pack, I won't leave you bored, Konami code gave me a wash board core
Ya stayin up late watchin netflix? Konami code works too go try and test this
Man it's the best kid, don't care what the rest did, konami code tested even fixed a broken left rib


Hook 2:
At the ATM no cash? Konami Code. Got a food baby at buffet? Konami Code
When you're singin in the shower there no one in the room, chances are I'm prolly singing some song like Sailor Moon
"Fighting evil by moonlight, winning love by daylight
never running from a real fight she is the one named sailor moon"..

Are you seriously singing Sailor Moon in the shower?
Uhhhhh... Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right
What's wrong with you dude?
I TOLD YOU TO KNOCK BEFORE YOU COME IN!!! GET THAT CAMERA OUT OF HERE!!!