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1-UP:
I was probably like five when I first started wheeling, I won my first gold I was overwhelmed with a feeling
This game is still the same, and it’s never gotten lame, insane 20 years have passed and karting is still flame
I don’t need an item box, but when I get it keep my items locked, on your kart red shell or better yet here comes a lightning shock
Pound 'em like a hashtag, for the win, running through the race so fast they call me Kyle McGinn
If we’re going old school then guess I’m rocking DK, power slide the whole time I am killing em the beast way
Yeah I’m on that boast mode… before you face me... you’re gonna have to beat my ghost mode
I only say it that way, caz you’ll never really beat me, So sick like the doctor gave me one hundred and fifty CCs
Of (i)Mushroom power, this has to be a joke yo, you’re (i)slower than the rocks on the island made of choco
Hook:
3…2….1….Go, it’s time for me to go go go goooo
1…2….3 Balloons! Burst your bubble real fast you’re heading for your doom!
3…2….1…. GET EMMM, Picked up a shell so it’s time for me to wreck em
Hit a R to hop and an L to glide on that Mario kart I am a beast with the power slide
Kadesh Flow:
I'm not trying to be rude man, but this is not a game I normally play with dudes man
Mario Kart is something reserved for the ladies, Seems like every time they learn that I'm a gamer they want to play me
But since you extended the invitation I'll take it, I want power so it's always with Donkey Kong I'm racing
I pick him because as soon as the announcer saying go, I can run you over with a timely double tap of a fo sho
Honestly I can't even front like I'm the best at this, I only got decent recently just to beat my ex at this
Caz when she wins I hear about it forever, funny story we just beat Diddy Kong Racing together
But my bad I digress, I lose way too much, I slow down caz I overuse breaks and such
I'm so conscious of the curves when the race is getting close, Till I grab the star power and I jump ahead of folks
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1-UP:
26 years old and the series still is the best, I had to pick up a copy of seven up for my DS
Pick up your sticks, it’s time to do a battle show, I’ll battle toad and any character when I'm playing battle mode
You better show up or else you’ll get towed up, either way your balloons are gonna fly... from the floor up
No guns but I’m shooting off shells like an uzi, running off at the mouth you’re about to catch a doozy
Rocking star power, now I am supa Peach, and I’m cutting all the corners if we’re racing Koopa beach
Pedal to the metal when I stomp down my feet yo, and I’m racking up the points like I’m kobe with the free throws
I remember all the rage quits, it’s like everything in a race wasagainst me I couldn’t take it
But I still stay with it burning tracks like Kadesh Flow, Mario Circuit Any Day Homie let’s go!
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