[Verse 1]

I got a delicate balance between what I do for pay and what I do for play, which would I choose? I don't think that I could say
Sometimes I feel a little two faced knowing I go two ways, I'm just trying to defy all odds like Doug Flutie
Monday through Friday nine to five, I'm trying to strive, till the weekend when the con is mine
Pack up my bags ready, get set go! Gotta catch my plane it's time to jet set yo
From coast to coast and con to con, like PAX to MAGFest to CGF is what we on
Free play arcades, and I'll slay in Street Fighter, Altered Beasts, I could stay all day
I wish I could gain time or even save time, but like an Apple Watch I gotta show a little Facetime
So for a great time, and for chillin' at the same time, get the squad and get faded with some great wine, and say bye

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Lemme see ya hands if you bout that con life, yeah you heard me I'm not gonna ask twice
Put em up (aye!) Put em up (aye!) Put em up (aye!)
Let me hear you ROAR, Lemme see that cosplay, shout out to the con our hidden trove an enclave


[Verse 2]

Day two a little party never stopped me man I'll be damned, pop some ibuprofen and toss back some coffee fam
Seriously faded... Gone like Vader, had to let my force awaken several years later
Looked at the scotch said "well played" killed me last (i)night but now back to life like Edo Tensei
Hit the vendor floor, it's where I spend the core amount of my time and my money and in the end I'm poor
But I'm rich in memories of hanging with homies, meeting cool cats out there who never would have known me
Keeping on schedule, man that's half the battle, right now I'm sure I'm late to my own damn panel
Kick back a Redbull, now I got wings! "Hello I'm here to talk to you bout raps and things"
Since you're here come and kick it with the NPCs, if you're chill we don't care about who you be


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[Verse 3]

Noww I'm on stage, you know we mobbing man, NPC Collective that's my mobbing fam
Back then they had to laugh threw a lotta hands, now were the ones laughing out here with a lotta fans
One thing I can say is I'm not is definitely jaded, but it's the last night so I'm definitely faded
All they be doing now is plopping on their couch man, but the con life is awesome I can vouch man
Yes we've definitely made it, caz' we brainy but we over here as prime entertainment, all my life I have waited
For the hip hop nerds watching metal shred, then rocking DDR with some metal heads
On the final day sleeps' what I lack and the first thing I think when I leave is when will I be back?
Caz' the con is one place, don't care what you heard, it belongs to us all, yeah millions of nerds

[Hook]

This is dedicated to all you crazy MFers
That I be seeing at every single con
Doesn't matter if I'm East coast, West coast... down with the DIRTY SOUTH
That's a Ludacris reference (heh)