1-UP : Alright Ready?
W!SE : Yeah
1-UP : Alright I remember the first stage last time but this is wayyy different
W!SE : I whistle to calm my nerves
1-UP : I think these enemies are way more advanced
W!SE : Naw naw man, I do specialize in this kind of work
1-UP : Hey Duck Duck Duck!
W!SE : Well
1-UP : I think I see a group of imagidrains!
W!SE : You just didn't say that we'd be dealing with these kind of monsters

1-UP:
Got my crew together, it’s a... Mario party, Double Dashing through this stage, we got these karts see?
Already did it once before, this world will be cake, Imagidrains going down, no matter what it takes
Them dudes think they tough? I’m guessing hardly though, I shred them into pieces even sideways, Paper Mario
Duckin and dodging, zap 'em like a taser yo, zipping through this world yelling go Speed Racer go (Go Speed Racer gooooo!)
When it comes to the fighting, I let no battle by, I take flight like Robo Tech, and then I make this battle cry
I’ll find the bounty hunter, caz you’ll never ever beat her, and I heard she made you see stars, she's Rogue Leader
You dudes been beat once, tell me who’s next, fastest on every track like an F-zero-X (FOX!)
Call me quick Jango, run up in the whip see, Imagination levels high, I'm full of wits see

YOU WILL NEVER BEAT THE IMAGIDRAIN ARMY!

Call for reinforcements!! It's that group they reported on the other planets!!!

1-UP : Haha I think we get this.. let's do it

Hook:
1-UP he’s here to save your world, NES 2... here watch this story unfurl
Imagidrains? I’ll have to make their boss sing, The fury of beasts Animal Crossing
They be like whoa, see the Caliber of my Soul, and it’s shining with no power ups this sword ain’t even whole
Your powers, they've never been faker, we’re the ones who make the waves, caz we the Wind Wakers

Richie Branson:
Pay attention to the beautiful flow, I got the ladies trynna kick it like it's Viewtiful Joe
And we the illest group of rhyme spitters you know, we spittin bars like a Time Splitter shoot em and go!
I'm killing tracks like OJ Simpson, Fans got my back we mobbing like Pikmin
Pedal to the metal I'm starting the engine, in that Mario Kart no Ferraris or Benzes
I'm burning money like cash in the oven, You don't wanna see me in that Super Smash Brothers (Noooo Contest)
I stack advances while these other rappers tracks are rancid, they suck harder than the weapon on Luigi's Mansion
Richie Branson dancin on this track like it's Zumba, I'm on the attack like Mario trynna flatten Goombas
I'm back in action gaining traction disregard the rumors, I'm flyer than X-Wings and Rogue Squadron shooters
Look... I've been gaming since the 80s, It's going down like a toe hook on an AT AT
I'm an Animal you shouldn't Cross so don't enrage me caz I'll snap faster than an F-Zero pilot racing

Press B:
When I rock a cube, I try to keep it small and purple, Favorite kinda shell is blue and spikey from a turtle
If I was 1-UP, I would be hoppin' over hurdles, But I'm Pressin' B to Jump, c-stick is rollin' in a circle
Darkness is eternal, sanity's dying with a gurgle, This murder's verbal rapid-fire rhymes are hydrothermal
'Cause I'm mostly water, lock up your daughters in nuns quarters, Or I'll be piercin' em like Psymon Stark all up in their drawers yo!
Can I help it if you're outta sync like Donkey Konga? Are you banging on those drums high on marijuana?
And while you're struggling I'm reachin' my nirvana, Got more dudes cooking on me than Lady Belladonna
I'm blasting off in the dolphin thanks for all the fish, I descend upon the world I'll be their hominid
I'm an alien on Earth from the stars I come in peace, Olimar ain't got nothing on me Pikmin Please

Hook:
1-UP he’s here to save your world, NES 2... here watch this story unfurl
Imagidrains? I’ll have to make their boss sing, The fury of beasts Animal Crossing
They be like whoa, see the Caliber of my Soul, and it’s shining with no power ups this sword ain’t even whole
Your powers, they've never been faker, we’re the ones who make the waves, caz we the Wind Wakers

Hook B:
Head over heels we go, 'scuse me sir, can you chill with the photos
tell us where we can find Proffessor Oak (nope)
Oh snap, Zapdos, we rowin the boat but the difference in speed to me is practically ZERO
Dude, is that a Volcano, mannn, I told you we should go through Kanto but now we're LOST like Mr. Eko
Why we goin through a Tunnel, that light at the end, bro... looks to me like highly unstable energy (whoa!!!!!)

W!SE:
I was told you needed my archeological expertise but these beasts are not what I signed up for
But I ain't interested in dying as a trope so lemme take on for the team,
here we go now
Straight ahead, one in the trees (safari ball), a bourgeousie trying to hide in the leaves (luxury ball)/
Silph Scope, third eye, do you see (Lavender Tone),Binaural Beats, Soul Silver please (dream ball)
12 o'clock, Imagidrain Gunner (say click),To the Left, did I F*ckin Stutter (now take a pic)
These bosses flauntin and talkin thinkin we dodos but I'll capture them all, no evolving slaughter em all like #YOLO