Intro:
1-UP: Ok - it looks like there is an item here that can turn back time. We can free Lex from the sludge that has him all funky
Wait is that MC JB?
MC JB: Yes hello, this is my home planet. I was the prince before the imagidrains ran over my land.
1-UP - Can you help out Lex? He was with us on our last quest
MC JB: Yes I remember now, It looks as if he doesn’t have much time before the toxic sludge takes over his mind. But existing on this world are the sands of time. Due to the imagidrains pumping out our resources, the don’t exist in abundance as they used to, but if we venture to an unexplored area I believe we can find the dagger and use it to free him.
1-UP : Then let’s goooo!

MC JB:
Welcome everybody to the wild wild east, where the suns heat beats on these desert streets.
While these wild thieves feast on the poor and the meek, our planet bleeds grief as imagidrains feed
An 8 bit Aladdin faded imagination, drained by imagidrain masters
Became the slaves there's saviour at hand, man we need to be saved seek a dagger in theses sands
Test your limit on this missions less than 60 minutes, hidden pressure plate active secret stair cases
Palisades placed in pits under floors shake, escape palace gate, fall, walljump like a remake
Take the sword in the stone, I took my sword from the bones
overthrown desert throne, my home
Smooth like motion capture like a movie I move slow, shift time like I'm Donnie Darko

MC JB: It looks like there is a drop down… we have to go?
1-UP: I’m kind of claustrophobic dude.
MC JB: Look… do you want to save Lex or not?
1-UP: I really… just… ughhh fine.
Tekforce : You mean to tell me… after all of the stuff you did on them other planets you’re afraid to go down a chute?
1-UP: Long story short? Yes. Yes I am.

1-UP:
We gotta do it, no time, hour glass, don’t try and Keith Sweat us, caz we have no time to make it last
Save my homie going acrobatic, let em have it, not quite a disco but I’ll have to make them panic
Take it back to basics, build him up - ground floor, so crazy that going off the walls! Parkour
Smash imagidrains, these dudes will get owned, get the sands of time and take it back just like a student loan
And at the end I’ll get the confirmation, that we made him, forget this fixation on mind control recalibration
The evil king and remember altercations, that he placed over our worlds, with attempted delegations
There’s no stopping us but you wish that you could hang in the game, stealing the fame, sealing the minds and taking the people under your control is ridiculous mane
And even under ambush, we’ll bring a lot of fight, Mr Lingo are you cured because we really need your might

*Fighting noises*
1-UP : No seriously… like there are 50 dudes in here, Lex… WE COULD REALLY USE YOUR HELP!
Lex: Ughhhhhh
1-UP : No good man we just gotta fight until the sands take effect


Tekforce:


Lex: Ughhh… what’s going on? Where are we and why are there like 70 dudes here?
*Sword effects*
1-UP: There are 25 left.. there WERE LIKE 50 WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING, you obviously can’t count yet… forget counting though… are you good to fight?
Lex: Alright Gimme the spear bud.

Lex Lingo:


Outro:
1-UP: Heck yeah… that’s what I’m talking about.
Lex you should have seen yourself though you were like “KING IMAGIDRAIN I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIESSSS ARGHHH”

Lex: Mannn Shut Up.