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Limited Edition SNES CD
Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album
Limited edition physical copy of SNES. Comes in a slim CD case with inserts (Artwork by Emmanuel Aouad and Benjamin Sanders)
Includes unlimited streaming of Super Nerdcore Entertainment System
via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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lyrics
Opening:
So here's the story behind this... when I was in Elementary school. We went to my Mom's Uncle's (place) in Boston, and he gave me and my sister some money. I really wanted Super Smash Brothers and a Nintendo 64, so here is how it went down...
Uncle: Here is some money... for you.
Me: Oh mom, dad I really want to get a 64!
Mom and Dad: No.
1999 in USA, now I'm picking up a game that I'd play all day
My uncle gave me money as a gift I straight blitzed, to the store and grabbed a 64 my mom was super pissed
Sittin on spot so long you see the spider crawl, enthralled hitting link as mario with super fire balls
Then I bring the rain and thunder you will p k-no match, I Ness that is the Rainbolt, or better yet the Zach
Hatin on my nerdiness bro I ain't even tripping, the ladies call me falcon, now they always wanna kick it
Breakin all the targets - now I think you understand, the coordination, yeah it gave this dude some master hands
But back then it was play all night, when you Kirby bringing flight, it was such a delight
Droppin all these items like a raunchy bomb, man I'm kingggg of the country like I'm Donkey Kong
I leave you where the trash goes, crying with some smashed toes, move slow like slow poke, yeah, we on that Smash Bros
If you talking cash hoes thats a tangent like some math pros, putting on all these mad shows, ironed flat just like some bad clothes
All Items off playa now we really talking, 5 minute limit now the clocks tick tocking (That's Kennyi)
1… 2…. Smash attack, if you try to take me down you know I'm bouncing back
well I'll (i)let you have the items and before you called me so mean, being honest your attacks, hurt bout much as a Goldeen's
Platform boarded, Pokeballs hoarded, trophy awarded, speed run recorded
I remember on tv yeah that commercial, was so long ago it makes my heart hurt though
"Me and you and you and me No matter how they toss the dice, it has to be
The only one for me is you, and you for me
So happy together"
I GOTTA GET THAT GAME
Verse 2:
When I play against my buddies man I turn it to their pray day, you couldn't win if you were the million man melee
He's heating up, he's on fire! Marth, listen up like I am your father… DARTH
Can't Link up, they try force (Tri Force) like they know me, you're a rookie... I got... 293 trophies
I beat em till their heart stop should have done some extra cardio, my brother hates how I bring the pain... DR Mario
From Final Destination, I owned in every spot, if you wanna call a bluff Mr.. let's Game and Watch
Oh you mad? Well my characters I let you people pick, even Ice Climbers, you ain't messin with my clique
Back up your mouth, speakin of bein tough, your punches put my ass to sleep - hah, Jiggly Puff
Smash bros melee, I bought my own Gamecube, I'm not Martian yet, but yo, we ain't the same dude
Already said it once so why you trynna snoop us, got so much cash I droppin coins just like I'm Rufus
We'll smash you up so you better take a knee, when brawl came out I missed about three (Days?)
That's an underestimate when my track coach couldn't find me, for a week in college I was on the first floor playing my Wii
Adventure mode, man it really drew me in, throwin poke balls like I traveled to Cerulean
Alright nick, let's move the wii from my room to yours so they don't find me me when I miss practice
Where the heck is this Emmanuel?
I think he said he's sick, he's not in his room though we can't find him though
Coach Morgan is gonna kill me for that one
Bein extra stealthy like a shake and bake, like Doug Funnie, I mean like the Solid Snake
And yeah that year my hurdle times weren't super fast, it was worth it to beat the world of the Super Smash
Parents:
Ah Kwame, why are you always sitting in front of this game? You must stop you have to do your homework.
Me:
Ahhh I'm almost done I'll stop after I get this next trophy
Parents: No you will stop now or I will burn your Gamecube
Me: Alright I'll stop...
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