Metaphist:
race to the exit, break necks with speed like the scene's infected
my team is best when come to exfil, never still, weave right and left quick
on the way to the rendezvous spot where the hoverbike's stashed prior to the mission
ignition, proceed to dodge debris before this metal gets twisted - not if it's up to me

moto jetin, make no mistake I'm a veteran
aint no laps in this time attack so make no mistakes, no exceptions
plus I got weapons to make a path, thanks to the code for the infinite ammo stash
unlimited turbo this nerd knows cheatin death is a craft

navigate this temple, no map, no plans but...
nothing I can't handle controllin this whip like Indiana
party time when we get outside, so throw yo hands up!
your getting hit by rocks n stuff, no seriously, throw your hands up!

walls crumble, stairs tumble, seein pillars buckle
but through the smoke we see light at the end of the tunnel
now it's mission accomlished, vanquish bosses no losses
leavin levels leveled behind us, slow motion explosion eyes forward keep walkin


Tyler Boyco:
1UP and Eye Q take your positions at the starting line
Beat the likes of Dakota and Wild Ride before you’re out of time
This is Jet Moto baby, racing hybrid bike/sea-doo’s
If you wannabe the best, you gotta beat the rest and get sponsored by Mountain Dew

We’re gonna take you on a suicide course of Cypress Run
All you gotta do to leave the temple is race and beat The Hun
Nearing the finish line, just gotta stay the course
An ice cream truck just came outta nowhere and shot the racers with no remose

Which one of you goddamn rappers pressed Up, L1, Triangle, Right?
You just so happened to wake Sweet Tooth and he’s ready to fight
The devils demolition derby of 2006
My name’s Calypso boys and welcome to the apocalypse

You better put some weapons on your bikes and try to fight back
Unless he thinks it’s in his head like Twisted Metal Black
If by chance you survive, your wish is my command
Just make your wish maniacal or diabolical or I’ll get bored and you’ll be damned

1-UP:
I’m in my zone it’s a twisted jet motto
Take my party down that’s a twisted bet oh no
It’s a journey, you haven’t heard g?
Axel to thumper I know you all heard me
I’m in my zone it’s a twisted jet motto
Take my party down that’s a twisted bet oh no
It’s a journey, you haven’t heard g?
Axel to thumper I know you all heard me
(no for real, this is serious)

Now you smiling like you got a sweet tooth, no kids with dimples, we’ve almost escaped the temple but it wasn’t so simple
Got my homies Ty and Metaphist burn away, what you say, a special attack will blow you away, mayday
As the temple crumbled we left these dudes humbled, float like butterfly with stings that bee... bumbled
The imagidrain carts? Hah they gone, oh you know I spit that fire and I killed em with a napalm
If you’re standing in our way you might wanna dip though, or else napalm will leave you looking two faced like Calypso
We may be in a hurry, but we’ve got no need to scurry, whether 1 shot or 10... the evil will be burried
This party… I count on them…. they always have my back, if you attack, you dudes, will be cut, no slack
On to the next stage for skill s to be learned, nothing is given we’re always fighting here to earn

Over and out...