Final Stage... Here We Go.

"You've surprised me by getting this far... but you will never get past the final boss."
1-UP: Dude this guy is really starting to become a pain in my
"GOOD LUCK FOOLS... MUHAHHAHAHA!"

1-UP:
Ok finally (yep) I think we’re about to do it. Playstation, Saturn, 64 we been through it
Now we’re in the world of the smash bros 1-UP and Fan Fiction, yeah you know about to smash though
In saffron, I always gotta make em fall, with like 150 some odd poke balls
better watch your tone I’m always on key, super punch donkey kong turn you to zombies
bringing mad storms, imagidrains are whack forms, we at the last stage while you fools are boarding platforms (Board the Platforms!)
Nothing but some scalywags, this fight is in the bag, fighting polygons… yeah you'll raise the white flag
I say there is no other way, spitin fire balls like I’m Mario opposition get burned away
I hope evil dudes ain’t thinking it’s a love tap, Master Hand... now watch me hit you with this glove slap
My party can’t bite em, don’t think you wanna fight em, from all the other worlds we have a plethora of items
you sleeping on my Jiggly Puff? What you think? I’ll Triforce (Try force) like Donkey kong then turn you to a missing Link
Hit a powerful punch make my fist join, your face, watch you spit coins, so deadly that it splits groins
Sometimes we lose, but here we gonna win some, so many allies we filled up the Mushroom Kingdom,
We learned so much on our quest like an open letter man, current mission is to free you from their spell Mega Ran
Emulation, but it ain’t a copy, a technique that make the people rock see?

You will have to try hard than that to defeat Mega Ran. He is the strongest of the 3 guardians from our takeover.


1-UP Mega Ran Emulation:
I seen you in the other world, on planet Zebes you was hanging with that other girl
It’s something I didn’t really get boy, it makes sense now, they hanging with the Metroids
Didn’t ever think they’d ever take over your block man, we’ll use your buster shot man and turn you back to RockMan
Now we got mind control a little bit diminished, all we have left is a race to the finish

Mega Ran:
Congratulations, you have come a long way, but your journey to the trophy unfortunately ends today.
You got beam swords and red shells? ha, you're weak see, you'll have to try harder than that to defeat me.
I'm not for partying, I am the last guardian, harder than all the previous, fall for your disobedience
Mannn I'm a monster, move in for the kill, Something is coming that changes the way I feel.

"Continue? 5-4-3-2-1... GO!"

1-UP Bad Barry, PTP, Josh Krow and Richie Branson Emulation:

We heard you’re the final boss it wouldn’t be easy, when we found it we was like ohhhh brother - Luigi (wawawawawawa)
So I, put on a cap and was coated in metal, then kicked it up a few octaves - treble
Hand out a knuckle sandwich - slanging lunch, Making fireflies, here you go (hah) Falcon Punch
The fun’s up, the end will quickly run up, Here’s a final serving from your homeboy 1-UP
To save the universe, We got this party, Think you can take us? heh dude’s hardly
World crashing, bros, time for smashing, the mind control spell we will now be smashing
From other worlds we picked up skills to attack ya, Final Fantasy, even Parappa the Rapper
Saved saturn, caz I’m a Sega fan, now we bout to free you from this spell - Mega Ran

Mega Ran (Free from spell):

I discovered they over ran my home land, brainwashed me and then turned me on my own fam!
I think Im free now, good thing that I have friends! But now I got a headache, who's got an aspirin?
Alas, I have lovely parting gifts to fight the evil doers on your planets you will need this
Stand up straight, throw a helmet on your dome and, keep the faith, Mega Ran signing off, I'm gone

1-UP: I think that did it.... I think he's coming to it!