Lex: So what the heck are we doing here?

1-UP : I’m not exactly sure, but I know that these flashbacks I keep having have something to do with the power stones.
Even crazier is that I made sure we had four people here, come on man you think that’s a coincidence that there are four floors… And I brought four people?
But being serious... my guess is… I think if we find 3 of them I can figure out what happened here up to now

Kadesh : Well.. I mean pony up dude what are we waiting for then?
Alright let's do this 1-UP
My strike is so pretty they're closing their eyes they stay calling me viewtiful
Imagidrains brag on their power but only have fluff like a Moogle do
Blasting them they're bending over might as well be asking what lube'll do
I don't have time for the usual, I'm with 1UP and we're here to send evil to pools of doom

Step to me, you will go full Rekoom, that means you'll be bending over my elbow and spewing pools
Freon inside me, I'm super cool, absolute zero the way I murk 'magidrains, moving through

Bodies and bodies, spot me a shotty
I gotta put these haters on blast, this time it's even more personal, had the nerve to take ya boy and make me forget my past, but I've got Whiplash
I'm Simmons with the lesson plan, ruling this class, you ain't meeting my demands, better dip fast
The team is hunting facts, cuz they held the truth and we're here to tug it back
I used to be the one the good guys would come attack, but now I'm with 1-UP climbing to remove the curse
This is your classic game beat em up, I punch em till they side scroll like a visit to Viewtiful universe

Lex Lingo:
Desh done did it, now I'm ready and I'm in it, so I'm kickin down the door and I bust a back flip
Trip a couple minion dudes, sneaking on my ninja moves, snappin up a lamp or two and then I look around the room
And I noticed for the moment everything is motionless and I know something's wrong, I'm never calm, stay strong and I wait for the storm to come

Sir J:
We ascend up a flight of more stairs
And we know enemies might be there
But we never gon' fear or be scared
Stompin all the enemies: make 'em rare
This tower's built on evil thrones
We'll over throw em 'cause
The Powah's only found within the Stoooone
(Repeat)

Lex Lingo:
Dart in my arm dart in my leg dart in my chest! Pain in my heart fall to my knees covered in sweat
Is this really how it ends deep in this tower just chasing these Power Stones? Now I'm surrounded they think I'm a coward I give them the lucky two power throw
And I was biding my time, picking up mine, I'm super saiyan now
It's nearly over the walls are spike rollers the floor's a conveyor belt
And only a minute ago they were laughing now I'm the one smiling, quickly their bodies are piling, I bet they regret that they tried me

Sir J:
It's W!SE, ya boy SIR J
Dr. Jekyll, Mr. Hyde, same coin, different change. not just a mask, ready to adapt in case
a trap kitty-kat try to pitty-pat whack attack
knock us offa the map, but nuh-uh, got a snap back hard hat thinkin' bout gettin the job done
rid of these punks, tryna ruin our groove, by locking the funk within a card stack (UHN!)
So bring em all out, fillin up the hallway, make these 'magidrains scream for Yahweh
Got the god-mode luck, Sorry, but your chance of defeating us: hardly
this room got me snoring, their special attacks so boring
just let us pass on through, lest I have to Gun Rock Curbstomp some typical goons
Ay, move aside my darling!

We ascend up a flight of more stairs
And we know enemies might be there
But we never gon' fear or be scared
Stompin all the enemies: make 'em rare
This tower's built on evil thrones
We'll over throw em 'cause
The Powah's only found within the Stoooone
(Repeat)

1-UP:
Now it’s the final floor, I'm feel some nostalgia, but… 1-UP’s here to smash imagidrains (SMASH) Gallagher
They don’t wanna show their faces…caz they know just how I'll rock them, I’ve stopped them short in every single battle, John Stockton
I’ve dropped a lot of dimes, now we're quarter back keeping, and you’ve made your bed I’ll lay you to rest, go ahead commence the sleeping
With a BLAST, and a BOOM I’ll kill ya... that's an onomatopoeia, I’m the last face you’ll have a face off with and the last one you’re ever gonna see bruh

Sir J:
(Ooooh-weee I'm)
Back again! Flow to the attic! OH! Is that another boss? Lemme at it
Kadesh goin' around so erratic, jukin' all these grunts, man they never gon' catch him
Now they dizzy: losin their balance, their interest, man we drown it
In a rapid-fire automatic tag-team beatdown, bankrupt, make their account tragic

LEX drop-kickin the gold bars, makin fodder seein' a load of stars
Now they startin to back away, you can run and take cover but you'll never get far
1-UP, man, I think we are fine, once again, we took out the crime
But yo I ain't even surprised: With a team of these guys pwning noobs is a day in the life!

1-UP:
Now I will bring in the heavy guns boy you had better not.. step to my face or you’ll surely be getting rocked
The power of Gun Rock the quickness of Wang Tang, you dudes be like Kraken, suckin on Wang-Tang
The tower’s ascended It’s come to it’s pinnacle… Their story’s the same I ain't trying to sound cynical
It’s been told before biblical, it's integral
We’ll be the first to take them down, aborigine, bring the three stones together like jewelry polygamy
No joint probability, just a squad that brings beatings so hard it tests your body’s malleability
Knocks your ears from your body, I don’t think you’re hearing me, we're pushing the theory of general relativity

(Because the power's in the stone)

Power Stone 2... Obtained

Kadesh Flow: Uhhhhh so why are you narrating yourself bruh?

1-UP: Can I just have a moment of glory? Please.