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Limited Edition SNES CD
Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album
Limited edition physical copy of SNES. Comes in a slim CD case with inserts (Artwork by Emmanuel Aouad and Benjamin Sanders)
Includes unlimited streaming of Super Nerdcore Entertainment System
via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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lyrics
Verse 1:
Our waiter I savored so I tried to bait her, maybe one day she will favor me and I just might date her
She may rub my pokeballs the wrong way and I’ll eradicate, I keep it straight though I can say I wanna play her patty cakes
You dropped something baby ain’t no need to fear, it was just the conversation I’ll pick it up from here
Forget these other lames and you’ll hurt no more, You must be google caz you have everything that I’m searchin for
Girl hold this shirt real quick I’m super cereal, You know what that’s made of? Yeah that’s boy friend material
I think she thinks I’m a player she thinks these all are big puns, I’m an average Joe I just crush a lot so now here come the big guns
Never had to stretch this far now I’m obtuse, the angle I get from you girl is really acute
If you got that it’s a sine (squared), so you should cosign (squared) and be done, caz we did that together girl we’d practically be one
Hook
Corrnnnnyyyyyyyy pickkkkk upppp lines
So many many many ladies, you all must be Jamaican caz you Jamaican me crazyyy
Corrnnnnyyyyyyyy pickkkkk upppp lines
Some lines work best, and some are the worst, but if you a booger girl you know I’d pick you first
Corrnnnnyyyyyyyy pickkkkk upppp lines
These other guys beneath you, it’s understood, but you must be Campbell’s caz you are mm mmm good
Corrnnnnyyyyyyyy pickkkkk upppp lines
My lines are ones that are not are allured, but it’s better to laugh than sit around and be bored
Verse 2:
Next week catch me at the gym leg day yeah I’m doin squats, next to me was this super hot girl you know I had to bop,
I runs, I runs some more just for fun, you must be a great baker because I really really like your buns
I told her, to one I could not be confined, my love for you is like divided by 0 – undefined
Why you hot and cold like Illinois weather? I’ll rearrange the alphabet put U and I together
Debugged like VBA – Clean… no need to be mean, But dang you have the nicest syntax I’ve ever seen
This ain’t a blizzard so please don’t bite, While I may not be DQ girl I’ll still treat you right
On to your beauty yeah it really blinds me, Who me? I’m Mr Right – I heard you were trynna find me
Got the phone out? alright alright alrighttt, they call me 1-UP but girl you can call me tonight
Hook:
Outro:
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