1-UP:

Now the way I be rock out, don’t think you got ready, I hog the beat like Bebop and bring it hard, (hah) Rock Steady
Underneath the sewers in a New York City, Form a street team with a blue committee
Ain’t blue but they green and mean, they ninjas, and turtles and pizza machines
Leonardo warrior of honor there ain’t no cheap shots, keep lookin… this dude he got no weak spots
Short stop play it all even the catcher, 1 through 3rd base he a boss - Dillon hatcher (who?)
Dillon’s my homeboy, and he’ll keep you on guard, I’ll spit some shards like Splinter while I’m splitin these nerdy bars
When I get in story telling mode you know I’m kinda mellow, but I’ll keep it Nerdcore caz I’m a genius.. Donatello
You listen to 1-UP, and you said he’s just stupid lame, You didn’t understand caz you’re a Krang, just a stupid brain

Hook:
The world ain’t what it seems, you ain’t never seen, the worlds most fearsome fighting team
Heh, when you’re a lil bit older, you’ll realize the meaning of being useless as a foot soldier
Yo my lines will have you sauced – pizza rhyme, and you know what it is trick – pizza time!
You’ll realize eventually and come around that’s rotunda, just go and yell the victory cry - Cowabunga!

Alpha Riff:

Stockman so fly, they called him Goldblum
Rat King so mousey, they should get a room
Just loosen a Wingnut you got a Screw loose
Aliens are the norm in this batch of turtle soup
You got Dim X for that noted Gen X
Eastman to the Bay, Laird art could’ve stayed
If Bebop and Rock ain’t sure which shell to crack
Just pick the one that makes sense, Leo leading the pack

1-UP:

Crack so many jokes, I called em funny butt, but did so much good I call em JR Honeycutt
Ralph he always wanna fight, Michaelango? He play so much I call that dude DFW Nerd Night
And the good news well I’ll have April report it, I destroy these fools they grunts, I hope, you guys record it
Hide behind a maskkk of dreamssss you can’t face me, They can tell I don’t, really give a hockey puck, Casey
In the first verse I hit you with the pizza rhyme, slip into the past slippery slopin like I’m spittin slime
Ninja turtles in time, I’mmmmm gonna shell shock this line so hard it’ll silence been mimed
Crescendo... megaphone, fine tunes... yellow bone, sewer surfing myself right up. to the technodrome
Started from the sewers now the whole team steppin here, shredder destroyed, never reappear

Alpha Riff:

C-c-cowabunga with a combo breaker
Got my dude Shredder looking like a M-F Vega But don’t hate cause he’ll Sagat on your ass Balrog move set for the turtle killing smash
Up, up, down, down, left right
Konami code, seven lives into the dark turtle night You got your Technodrome stories
Nothing as nice as that redhead shorty
Jumpsuited with a connection to the boys
They got some toys, Turtle Van, Shellraiser
They riding in the creme de la flavor
They think they got it bad, they got Triceraton envy
Busy destroying worlds, teleports i n New York City
Kraang flying in, he wants to steal the show
Got Irma scared, Splinter doing rat-time kung fu Multi-colored foots halting up the traffic
Populace freaking out, Gen. Traag breaking habits

PTP:

Don't need ooze to give em a bruise, with a side artists of ass kicking don't get included in my muse
Play it cool have a temper that's worse than Raphael, They say I should keep it inside but what the shell
That's why my name ring bells like Lord Nobunaga, take it back ring bells like Hector Salamanca
Breakin backs born to be the cities heroes, more cutting edge than what's wielded by Leo
Bite style's like mouses, got nothin in stock man, think the Baxter's fly? Got the swatter fam
Don't take em lightly, but that's an easy win to me, trust who said it best never lower your eyes to enemies
Keep em hushed like secrets like , Closest thing to perfect 9.95
Splinter told me if I touch beats treat it like pizza eat it and super shred the mic SO BE IT

Hook